4 Sexy Games To Play Over Text

What’s up yall? P-Funk here. Recently, a lot of you have been asking for EVEN MORE good games to play over text.

I’m a people-pleaser, so I figured I’ll give you what you want…. keep reading & discover three cute, flirty, potentially dirty text games that work like on charm on most girls (and probably guys too, honestly).

Looking for something other than text games to play with girls you like? Check out some of our most popular text advice articles below….

Ok, still with me? Here are the 4 games to play over text…. Read more

Things To Text A Girl: Examples Of How To Make Her Like You, Make Her Horny For You, & Get A Date Easily

What’s up y’all, P-Funk here… thought it was about time to drop some more examples of things to text a girl to not only get her interested and responding quickly…

But also to make her like you, make her want to go on a date with you, make her horny for you… and then set it up so that you can kiss her the first time you see her.

Text-Girls.com as always, show you what you need…this is a long piece and you’ll learn a lot. After you’re done, check out the links below for more examples how to text a girl, things to text a girl, texting games to play, dirty (or “sex”) texting to make girls horny, and more…

So here’s the story… exactly how it happened (WARNING! It’s pretty graphic as usual. Lots of f-bombs n stuff..) Read more

How Often To Text A Girl You Just Met (Hint: NOT What You Think)

P-Funk here to teach you about a VERY important text messaging tip – How often to text a girl you just met.

Seriously fellas, listen up because this is one of the most common mistakes that guys make when they’re texting girls.

I wish I could just give you a straight answer or rule of thumb for how often to text a girl you just met – I wish I could be like, “Oh, there’s a girl you like? Just text her once a week,” – but unfortunately, I can’t.

But every situation is just so different.

What I CAN do though, is drop some philosophy on yo’ bitch ass (j/k, you’re not a bitch) and teach you the CONCEPTS that you need to know in order to make this decision for yourself on the fly. Read more

Texting A Girl After You Get Her Number:
The 3 Crucial Things You NEED To Know

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So you just got a girl’s number and you’re all excited, searching the web looking for info about texting a girl after you get her number.

Well you’re in luck.

Myself and my boys have been texting girls for many years. We have relentlessly tested and experimented with different text messaging strategies and have come up with a formula that works like magic.

I’m going to share it with you here today, but I have already written a good bit on it. See this example of what to say when texting a girl after you get her number.

1. Tell Her What You’re Going To Do

There’s a running debate about how long to wait before texting or calling a girl after you get her number, or after you go on a first date.

To me, this whole conversation is bullshit. Read more

How To Ask A Girl Out By Text And Make Her Horny On The First Date

Hey guys, P-Funk here.

A lot of guys ask me how to ask a girl out by text message, still a lot of other guys start from the top and ask me whether is it okay to even initiate a date with texting or not.

So in this post, I’m going to do a few things:

  1. Talk about whether or not you should be asking chicks out via text
  2. Discuss specific strategies of how to ask a girl out by text and what to say
  3. Tell you how to leverage your date to make her super-horny and potentially hook up with her that night!

Let’s jump right in.. Read more

The Ultimate Guide to Flirting With Girls Through Text Messaging

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Suave McNasty here reporting in.

You’ve entered the holy grail of flirting with girls through text messaging. Sure, any rookie can press send but it takes a bad mother fucker to translate characters into irresistible electronic seduction. The game has changed a lot since the days of the voice mail and here is how to adapt.

The advice you are about to receive here has been developed through years of collaboration amongst the wettest dudes in our social circle. Wield it wisely and you will be handsomely rewarded. Read more

What Should I Text A Girl I’m Talking To?

Hey guys — P-Funk here.

Do you ever find yourself wondering — “What should I text a girl I’m talking to?“.

You want to text her something that will make her like you. You want to come off as cool. And you want her to want to bang you presumably.

Okay, stick with me. I’ll tell you exactly what to text to a girl you’re talking to.

Here’s The Information I Need..

So check me out — there are some one-liners and canned stuff that you can use over-and-over again. You can read more example text message lines here.

But in reality, the answer to the question of what should I text a girl I’m talking to –

Has to come from the CONTEXT of the RELATIONSHIP you’ve had so far. Read more

Things To Text To Girls You Like

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It seems that the more email I read from users like you, the more people request actual examples of things to text girls you like. Seems like you’re looking for some specifics – like examples of things to actually text (or write, or whatever).

I can give you some canned phrases, for sure.

BUT, you have to understand, that each situation is different.

The ideal thing to say to a girl you like in a text message depends a lot on the interaction you’ve had with her thus far.

For instance, if you’ve banged her already, my advice would be much different than if you hadn’t banged her.

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Text Flirting Girls Can’t See Coming

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When you’re text flirting girls can generally tell if you’re “gaming” – that is, playing games or intentionally trying to get them to want to date you.

There are certain strategies and techniques you can use that teach you how to text girls effectively. In a way that not only makes them want to have sex with you, but also in a way that establishes authority, and makes them think of you almost as a “Daddy” figure.

Basically, you want to treat them as you would a younger sibling.

Be short and playful. Basically caring very little about what they think or how they feel. But not in a dickhead kind of way. More in a funny kind of way.

An example of text flirting girls can’t see coming

Her: Alright, what time should I be there?

(I already had a date with her – getting a date is another game altogether hahah)

Her: Should I be there at 8?

(Notice, she texted me twice in a row – a sign that I can get away with treating her like my little brother. In general, whoever is doing most of the texting, is the one with less power over the relationship.)

Her: Hey I’m about to leave. Your gonna be there??

(She seems almost desperate now with the repeated texts after no answer from me…Perfect!) Read more

Brilliant Text Message Ideas – Fun, Flirty, and HOT!

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Looking for the ultimate in flirty text message ideas that will totally make a woman curious, interested, and pretty much hot?

Alrite, take notes, ready?

This one was one that I invented myself (P-funk here), I’ve been using it ever since, and it works brilliantly. Here’s how it goes:

1. See hot chic during the day somewhere (bookstore, coffee shop, grocery store, etc.)

2. Approach chic with the following: “Hey excuse me, I hate to bother you and this is totally weird at [insert time of day] in the [insert place where you are] but you are like, obviously Read more

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