4 Sexy Games To Play Over Text

What’s up yall? P-Funk here. Recently, a lot of you have been asking for EVEN MORE good games to play over text.

I’m a people-pleaser, so I figured I’ll give you what you want…. keep reading & discover three cute, flirty, potentially dirty text games that work like on charm on most girls (and probably guys too, honestly).

Looking for something other than text games to play with girls you like? Check out some of our most popular text advice articles below….

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Things To Text A Girl: Examples Of How To Make Her Like You, Make Her Horny For You, & Get A Date Easily

What’s up y’all, P-Funk here… thought it was about time to drop some more examples of things to text a girl to not only get her interested and responding quickly…

But also to make her like you, make her want to go on a date with you, make her horny for you… and then set it up so that you can kiss her the first time you see her.

Text-Girls.com as always, show you what you need…this is a long piece and you’ll learn a lot. After you’re done, check out the links below for more examples how to text a girl, things to text a girl, texting games to play, dirty (or “sex”) texting to make girls horny, and more…

So here’s the story… exactly how it happened (WARNING! It’s pretty graphic as usual. Lots of f-bombs n stuff..) Read more

How To Ask A Girl Out By Text And Make Her Horny On The First Date

Hey guys, P-Funk here.

A lot of guys ask me how to ask a girl out by text message, still a lot of other guys start from the top and ask me whether is it okay to even initiate a date with texting or not.

So in this post, I’m going to do a few things:

  1. Talk about whether or not you should be asking chicks out via text
  2. Discuss specific strategies of how to ask a girl out by text and what to say
  3. Tell you how to leverage your date to make her super-horny and potentially hook up with her that night!

Let’s jump right in.. Read more

How To Have Text Sex Like A Porn Star

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Interested in how to have text sex? Want examples of sextexting and ideas about what to actually message you boyfriend or girlfriend?

Or if you don’t have a bf or gf maybe you want to learn how to sex text so you can GET a girl or a boy.

If so, you’ll like this post.

It talks all about text sex, the psychology behind it, why it’s so sexy, and most importantly, how YOU can get text message LAID like a porn star.

Why You Love Sexting So Much

There’s something?irresistibly attractive about sexting and here’s what it is: Read more

How to Tell If a Woman is Flirting With You Texting

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A question that comes up pretty frequently in my line of work (picking up women) is how to tell if a woman is flirting with you texting.

In person, it’s easy to tell because you can see their body language, right? But how are you supposed to tell over the phone..in writing.

Digital Body Language

How to tell if a woman is flirting with you texting is a delicate process. Be careful, because misreading the digital body language could turn out very bad.

There are certain signs that are just blatantly obvious – but there are many which are much more subtle

Blatant Signs That She Wants You

If she is talking about sex with you, she probably wants you. If she asks you out, or wants to know what you’ll be doing @ XYZ time, she probably wants you.

You know this. But what are some more subtle signs?

Subtle Signs That She Wants You

This is where how to tell if a woman is flirting with you texting can get a little tricky — when she is trying to be sneaky. Some things that she could do to subtly let you know that she’s into you are the following:

  • Saying “hahah” or LOL frequently
  • Texting you more than you text her
  • Texting you back faster than you text her back
  • Asking you questions about yourself
  • Being really responsive when you ask her questions

Though a lot of these things are “flirting” in the general sense of the word, they are what we call “IOIs” or “indications of interest,” which is basically the same thing as flirting.

How To Tell if a Woman is Flirting With You Texting in a Nutshell:

Pay attention to her! If she is being nice to you, she is flirting with you, and as long as she’s not your blood relative, you should probably bang her. Hahaha.

Here’s an example of a chic that I banged recently who was flirting with me pretty obviously:

Her: “Hey what are you up to this weekend?”

When a woman wants to know what you’re doing, she’s clearly into you.

Me: [Didn't respond until the next day] “Oh, nothing much, catching up on some work and relaxing. Why, you thinking of coming down?”

She lives out of state.

Her: “Yea I was going to but wasn’t sure what you were doing”

This chic clearly wants to bang – I’d never banged her before, but really wanted to – chic is HOT!

Me: “Come see me!! I have good tickets to the baseball game for tonight”

Her: “Okay, what time does it start?”

BINGO!! That was the beginning of the end. Chic got a nice night out on the town, and then she got a big shlong in her face. Hahah

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Sexy Fun Stuff to Say to Chicks in Text Messages

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With regard to sex texting (texting in general, really) TIMING is everything. Depending on my relationship with a given chic, I may not text her at all on weekends, for instance. That’s how important timing is texting. People are generally bored on the weekdays, busy on the weekends. So timing-wise, text during the boring hours.

The sex text that you send to the girl, should be relevant to what you guys have talked about before. You don’t want to talk to her about bagels and coffee for twenty minutes and then turn around and sex text her with some really dirty text. That’s going to throw her off.

What you should do is try to weave sex into the conversation at some point–the verbal conversation, that is.

THEN drop it into a message. Read more