Things To Text A Girl: Examples Of How To Make Her Like You, Make Her Horny For You, & Get A Date Easily
Whatās up yāall, P-Funk hereā¦ thought it was about time to drop some more examples of things to text a girl to not only get her interested and responding quicklyā¦
But also to make her like you, make her want to go on a date with you, make her horny for youā¦ and then set it up so that you can kiss her the first time you see her.
Text-Girls.com as always, show you what you needā¦this is a long piece and youāll learn a lot. After youāre done, check out the links below for more examples how to text a girl, things to text a girl, texting games to play, dirty (or āsexā) texting to make girls horny, and moreā¦
- how to text with a girl you just metā¦
- funny text messaging games to play with girlsā¦
- questions to ask a girl to make her horny with textā¦
- text sex and what to say to a girl to get her hornyā¦
- how to get girls to go out with you with textingā¦
- how to flirt with girls over text (with examples)ā¦
- how to get laid through textingā¦
So hereās the storyā¦ exactly how it happened (WARNING! Itās pretty graphic as usual. Lots of f-bombs n stuff..)
This is a true storyā¦ an example that happened to me personally. I just transcribed the texts right from my phone.
Here we goā¦
Saw this girl in Starbucks early in the morning. It was like 8:30 or 9:00. I dared my boy to go up to her, but he wasnāt in the mood so I scooped in.
Didnāt know what to say, so I just went with the genuine compliment approach. I was like,
āExcuse me, I donāt mean to disturb you, but I just saw you from across the way and I gotta admit, youāre likeā¦ really cute.ā
She giggles a little and I put my hand out and say, āIām P-Funk.ā She tells me her name and shakes my hand.
I then tell her that my friend is waiting for me and that I have to go, but that Iād love to see her again and asked for her number.
This lady behind her jumps in and goes, āSay yes! I met my husband in a Wendyās!ā We all giggle and she agrees to take my number but doesnāt seem to want to give hers. So I give her my number and tell her to call me but then I realize that my phone is dead so I donāt get her digits.
I make her promise to either leave a message or text me real quick and she agrees, but I admit that I didnāt think she would.
Iād been doing some approaches recently so I felt pretty good and centered and confident the whole time and I think she felt it. She ends up texting me later that dayā¦
Texting Game On!
Over the next 5 days we do a good bit of texting and I learned a lot about things to text a girl. Examples are littered throughout this whole string and Iāll describe them as they happen in red text.
Hereās exactly how it wentā¦
HER: hi chris this is Jamie you approached at starbucks!
ME [6 hours later]: Hi Jamie Iām glad you textedā¦ hahaha that lady behind us was so funny shes like āsay yes! I met my husband in a Wendys!ā Thatās why you texted I thinkā¦ so whatās on the agenda for the weekend?
I went pretty much straight for the jugular, trying to get together with her right off the bat. I knew this was aggressive, probably not one of the best things to text a girl right off the bat.
But thatās why I phrased it like I did instead of saying something more specific like, āDo you want to get together this weekendā. I just kind of wanted to test the waters. I probably shouldāve said something totally neutral and funny, but hey, what are you gonna do?
HER [5 minutes later]: haha no, no thatās not why… lol but she did help out lol.. where do you work?
Thatās a big question to text to a guy you just met right off the bat. Smelled like a gold digger so I sayā¦
ME: At Mcdonalds. I just got promoted to assistant manager
HER: well thatās great. Congrats!
ME: Haha Iām jk obvā¦I own an internet marketing company. Started it like 2 yrs ago. We have like 10 ppl on the team. Are you a gold digger?
I start playing hard-to-get right off the batā¦surprising her with blunt questions that most guys donāt have the balls to ask.
HER: hahahaha it really made me wonder! Youāre the type of clients I work with! Reallyā¦ do I look like a gold digger?
Sheās telling me about herself here (hinting at what she does for workā¦ and hinting perhaps that she likes her job) and defending herself on the gold digging comment, which are both good signs. It says she wants to open up to me, and that she cares what I think already. Iām feeling good.
HER [45 seconds later]: im 23 almost an assistant manager with my company…im pretty high and well respected a full time employee and going to school full time. Not that im bragging or anything
ME: Clearly J
Making fun of her in a subtle way for being a bragger.
ME: Where do you live?
I was just curiousā¦plus, wanted to express genuine interest and make sure she lives close enough to see.
HER: between _______ and ________
This is really close to me.
HER: you pick up girls from starbucks often?
This is a shit test. She wants to see how I respond. And a dangerous spot. If I shy away from being a pick up artist, first off, Iād be lying, but second off, Iād come off as being serious. So I sayā¦
ME: Ya sbux is the best place to pick up girls. Theyāre always wired and energetic. I go to barnes when Iām in the mood for a nice book worm J
ME: Hey so I emember you bein cute, but I canāt exactly remember. Send me your picture.
I change the subject. I donāt look for any approval from her or wait for her to respond to my comment about picking up chicks. I also donāt deny the idea, which sets the stage for her, nor do I confirm it as Iām joking with smiley faces and such.
I had learned how to get girls to send you pics via text and one of the main things is that they usually wonāt send them unless theyāre somewhat interested. I wanted to test her to see how much she was digging me by asking for her picture.
HER: ohhh ok [sends picture] dirty mirror but only thing I got. Enjoy lol
In her picture sheās wearing these short shorts with these long socks and looks kind of goofy so I take the opportunity to poke fun at her withā¦
ME: hahah donāt tell me that how u rly dress..
HER: noooo! It was before a softball game.
She again defends herself, qualifies herself. She digs me and sheās being a good girl, so I give her a little love with…
ME: Youāre so pretty I canāt get over itā¦So what else is there about you? Youāre pretty andā¦what else is interesting or unique?
Now that I gave her that nice compliment, I go right back to the offensive by making her qualify herself. Iām essentially saying, āSure, youāre pretty. But you have to be more than pretty to be with me. Sell yourself a little more.ā Which frames me as the leader, the catch, and her as the follower. She has to convince me about why I should want to see her again.
HER: well thank you. Blush lol…idk whad you want to know?
ME: What do I wanna know hmmā¦so for starters, why are you not here right now? Iām cooking this gnarly spaghetti. And for secondsā¦how many bfs you got?
I thought about this one for a while and couldnāt really come up with anything that good. I wasnāt particularly pleased with this one, but it was good in that it showed her that I can cook and it turned the conversation in the right direction by texting about her boyfriends, which is a naturally sexual topic.
HER: severallll lol. And Iām out with friends lol
ME: You lil slut
Her telling me that she has several boyfriends makes it easy for me to poke fun at her for being a slut. She brought it on herself! I was careful with the punctuation here, using the old stick your tongue out like because I didnāt want her to get offended. It was a pretty risky move, but it worked out well this time.
ME: I may be out in [your city] tonightā¦let me know if youāre around.
Here Iām hinting that Iād like to see her, but doing so very casually, no strings attached. I didnāt ask her like, āDo you want to hang out tonightāā¦ because it was a Friday and I figured she probably had stuff going on. Instead, I told her in a casual, non-threatening way that she may be able to see me tonight if she wantsā¦ but that I wasnāt pressed about it or expecting anything.
HER: lol no no im not a slut!
Again, defending herselfā¦ anytime a girl defends herself in texts, itās a sign that she likes you. Because if she didnāt like you, she wouldnāt be texting you at all, and if she were, sheād be like, āWho the fuck is this guy calling me a slut and telling me Iām a gold digger? Fuck himā¦ā thereās a little texting advice for you.
ME [3 days later]: Sup sparkles ā wanna play a game?
She hadnāt texted me for 3 days over the weekend. I didnāt want to text her either, because I wanted to play hard to get. But I figured 3 days had gone by and I wanted to see if she was still into me.
In terms of leading in with the texting games, the reason I did that was because 1) I couldnāt think of anything else, and 2) itās exciting and different from what most guys say. You never want to be just like other guys. Itās better to be weird, offensive, dorky, whateverā¦ just not boringā¦ thatās the death.
The questions game is cool b/c it opens up the door to move the conversation to more sexual topics without seeming like a pervert. Youāll find the rules for the Questions texting game just below. I didnāt make this up, but I donāt remember where I got it.
HER: whats that?
ME: Itās the questions game and itās real simple only 2 rules: 1. You have to answer and 2. You have to tell the truth
HER: Ok randomā¦
ME [a few hours later]: Ok Iāll startā¦how many serious bfs have you had?
Kinda going straight for the jugular here by starting with boyfriend-girlfriend talk. But life is short, I donāt like beating around the bush. Plus, chicks love talking about relationships.
HER: 2 very serious. You?
ME: 1 haha this is funā¦ I was w/ her for a while like 5yrs. Whatās ur longest?
HER: 4 in a half still seeing each other off and on..
So here she drops what could be thought of as a bombshellā¦ telling me that thereās another guy in the picture. That means baggage to me. I gotta admit that I sort of lost interest a little here, but I was also somewhat intrigued. If a girl has had a serious boyfriend for a while, sheās usually good at giving blowjobs :O
ME: Bitter sweet. Ou need a new msn to sweep you off ur feet. What kinda guys you likeā¦Iāll keep my eyes peeled.
This was another good example of things to text a girl you want to date. Notice, I didnāt show any signs that I was threatened in any way. Nor did I ask more questions about the guy or indicate that I viewed him as an obstacle. Rather, I said āBitter sweetā showing that I understood that game, and then I told her Iād keep my eyes peeled for another dude for herā¦ indicating pretty blatantly that Iām not really that interested in banging her.
She got the joke and Iām pretty sure she liked it.
HER: lol yeahh
HER [next morning]: heyy so what was up with the randomness last night?
I was surprised by this one and didnāt know what to text back to her right away. So I waited about an hour, thought about it, and went withā¦
ME: You liked it. Hey Iām bout to do an sbux run, you should meet up w/ me for a few sips J
So I totally avoided her question and told her confidently that she liked it. Then I tested her out by seeing how willing she is to meet up with me. Notice (and this is important), that Iām not asking her many questions. Iām not asking her if she liked my randomness. Iām telling her that she liked my randomness. Iām not asking her if she wants to meet at Starbucks. Iām telling her that she should meet me at Starbucks.
This is a great pieces of texting advice if you want to get girls to like you after you text them. Girls are naturally passive. Theyāre followers. Men are naturally aggressive. Theyāre leaders. Nice guys ask questions. Girls arenāt attracted to nice guys. Dominant guys TELL the girls what to do. There is something about this that drives women crazy, but you should lead into it tactfully.
HER: I would love to ! but I work in [nearby city]. Maybe after work?
So sheās clearly open to the possibility of hanging out here. Itās pretty much in the bag, I just have to not fuck anything up.
ME: Networking event :-/ lunch?
I really did have a networking event, but it worked out well because it showed that a) I have shit going on in my life, and b) that Iām not overly eager to see her.
HER: I only have 30 for lunchā¦hmmm what networking event?! Im on the business womens metwork for [nearby county]..
Notice her punctuation here. She already established herself as being career-oriented and here she reaffirms that by telling me about her networking activities. Iām into business myself, so I know thatās a good topic to talk onā¦ and since I run a cool, thriving businessā¦ I can brag about it a little and I know sheāll like it.
ME: This mini golf event. Weāre sponsors so I canāt bail.
This was totally true, but I may have used it even if it were a little fib. The fact that not only are we networkers, but that we have extra cash to be able to sponsor events probably impresses her. I did it in a subtle wayā¦ clearly showing that Iām not just bragging, by using that sponsorship as an excuse as to why I couldnāt bail on the party. Sneaky, sneakyā¦ Ā :)
HER: totally understand! Where is your office located?
This is an indicator of interestā¦ sheās definitely into me. Asking where weāre located and shit. She is leading in to something.
ME: Right near the sbux where I net u
Just a side note, Iām kind of a stickler for punctuation. I always want to use periods and capitalize shit appropriately, etc. But you notice that she doesnāt seem to give a rats ass about it.
So at times, I intentionally misspell or mispunctuate shit a) so I can be like her, and b) so she doesnāt get the idea that Iām thinking hard and paying a lot of attention and putting a lot of effort toward this texting flirtation. I am intentionally misspelling stuff so that she thinks Iām relaxed and not thinking this is a big deal.
HER: whats your schedule tom morning?
ME: My first meeting is at 11
Here Iām establishing myself as a boss again. Itās like, I donāt have to work til 11. Put that in your pipe and smoke on it.
HER: well if your up to it we can meet before I go into workā¦
She asked me out! Thatās like NEVER happened. Either I’ve learned how to get a girl to ask you out through texting or this chick really digs me!
So Iām excited here and I was VERY tempted to be like, āAbsolutely!ā (this chick was HOT!) but again, I wanted to play it cool. I didnāt want to seem eager. I wanted to give her the idea that Iām a catch, that I have a lot of shit going on, that I bang hot chicks all the time, etc.
ME: I dunno sparkles. I need my beauty sleep haha ā what time you thinking?
I called her sparkles just b/c I think itās cute and girly, yet a little condescending. And of course, I put in some resistance b/c I donāt want it to be too easy for her. But then I gave her a little ray of light by asking what time she had in mind.
HER: idk 8ish
ME: killin me smalls! Other options?
This was another example of good things to text a girl youāre talking to. Instead of saying, āOkay, I guess I can do thatā (which is what I wanted to say!) I told her that sheās killing me and asked for other options. I was also very brief with her (and took over an hour to respond) and wasnāt really showing a lot of interest.
HER [over an hour later]: idk what works for you?
I point out that she took about an hour to text back because that was a common thread. She is very much paying attention to my response times and she responds only as quickly as I do. Response times are an important basic lesson in text messaging girls.
You never want to seem over-eagerā¦ which is tough because sometimes (especially when youāre texting with aĀ really hot chick) thatās exactly what you are.
ME: I may come meet u tom morn..jus for a quicky sippy. Get my but outta bed
I use the word āquickyā intentionally here as a quick sexual reference thatās subtle. Just to make it extra subtle I do a cute rhyme with āsippyā.
HER: boy what time do you get up?
ME: Like noon. Sike, like 8 or 9 usually. What time u get up?
HER: depends on what I have going on that day. Most daya 815.. tom 9 or 10 depends when I feel like it.
This is sort of contradicting what she told me earlier. She has a full-time job. She probably has to be at work the same time every day. I get the idea that sheās trying to impress me. But it also tells me that she was totally willing to get up a couple hours early just for me so that we could meet. All signs point to the fact that this chick wants to BANG me!
ME: So you wanna have an early morning quicky tomorrow?
Blatant sexual text. In order to stay out of the dreaded āfriend zoneā where girls think stuff like, āOh my god youāre so niceā¦ I donāt want to jeopordize our relationship by fucking you! Youāre like my brotherā¦ā you should start getting sexual early on. Show her that youāre a sexual being and that youāre not shy about it.
ME: Coffee obv
She didnāt text me back for a couple hours, so I said this to not seem like a perv.
ME: you wanna sit for s drink tom mrng @ 8?
Here I formally ask her out. Why? Because sheās been totally compliant and laying on lots of evidence that sheās into me. Sheās being a good girl, so itās okay to treat her nicely. You donāt always have to play hard to getā¦ just until they stop playing it. Girls like to be asked out. It makes them feel good.
ME: K. Donāt be late.
HER: uhhhh ill text you in the am if thatās ok
This one freaked me out a little because I read into too much. She seemed somewhat offended or put-off by it the first time I read it. I was thinking too much and decided not to reply.
ME [next morning]: Iām up and running sparkles thx to you and NOT happy. Jk I kinda am. Iāll be at sbux.
I get to Starbuck by around 8:10 and sheās not there. I wait until 8:30 drinking coffee and messing around on my phone.
ME: Omg I canāt believe you sleep head!
So now she basically stood me up and she owes me an apology. I wonāt let her off easily for this one. She has to know that this kind of behavior is unacceptable. I blame it on her being a sleepy head on purpose as opposed to assuming that sheās not into me and that that was the reason she didnāt show.
HER: ahhh just got up.. I didnāt see toue esponse so I went back to bedā¦ you already go?
HER: now I feel horrible, I did text you so I could figure it out if we were still going or not. Plus yoy didn tg answer mt text last night… I hope you didnāt go!
ME [30 minutes later]: You owe me..
HER: im on my way to sbuxx if you can say hi.. if not I understand..
HER: great [in response to the idea that she owes me]
ME [a couple hours later]: I was crushed L whatcha gonna do to make it up to me
Here Iām milking it for all itās worth. Sheās going to have to pay for this. And the āhow you gonnaā make it up to meā game is fun b/c it can lead to sex texting.
HER: well you didnāt answer my text its not all my fault J
ME: What?! I answer all your textsā¦and youāre the one that scheduled it silly. Canāt slip out that easy J
So Iām lightening up a little, but still being firm and letting her know sheās in the dog house. Iām using words like āsillyā and smileys though to let her know that Iām pretty much fucking with her at this point
HER: lol ok ok im sorry
ME: Aww itās ok sparkle head. I accept ur apology. We should still do summin special though so we get off on the right foot
ME: I got it! Duckpin bowling!! Gourmet pizza, fine wine, tantalizing conversation and lotsa fun..we gotta
This was a strategic text message example also. So in the first one, Iām being easy going. Accepting her apology right off the bat. No questions asked. And by saying that we should get off on the right foot, itās foreshadowing that weāll soon be datingā¦ pretty much assuming it.
Then in the second text, I invite her out to a fun sounding dateā¦ a date thatās different and creativeā¦ and I donāt assign a specific time to it. So Iām not saying, āOkay, letās go out to dinner on Saturdayāā¦ thatās not only boring and predictable, but itās pushing for a commitmentā¦ itās concreteā¦ on Saturday.
Instead, Iām saying, āHey, imagine this really fun evening of wine, talking, pizza and bowlingā¦ maybe we should do that at some pointā¦ whenever. Iām not in a rush nor do I really care that much.ā
See that huge difference? Take notes cuz THATās how to text girls like the pimp that you are deep-down..
HER: lol okā¦since I have talked to you via text you have called me a gold digger, sparkles, and a few other names.. im not sure where thea are coming from. Lol
HER: ps sbux after work?
Iām apparently making this girl horny via text. Sheās all up on me. Asking me out every chance she gets. Must not like her ex-boyfriend too much.
ME: Yes sbuz after workā¦I have a 4pm. You wanna say like 530?
HER: I get off at 6 anytime after that works..
ME: 6:22ā¦and 47 seconds. Our eyes will meetā¦it will be electric
Here Iām doing two thingsā¦first, Iām being unusual by picking a random time and adding seconds to itā¦ second, Iām creating attraction via text by being romantic and almost poetic with the idea of our eyes meeting and sparks flying. Creating some anticipation
HER: so meeting at 622?
ME [at 6:15]: Yup. Maybe 624 J
Iām being lateā¦ showing Iām busy, making myself seem more valuable.
HER: ohh ok.
How To Kiss A Girl On The First Date
Iām going to make this brief because this is a LOOONG ass post already. We talked a little, moved around from table to table a few times, I got some info on her ex-boyfriend, got to know her a little better, and kept hinting at sex and gauging her reaction.
She seemed pretty open so at times I was being blatantly sexual with her. We went for a drive in my carā¦ I was speeding around like a crazy person (she liked it) and she was loving my whip (a new Lexus). We were in a neighborhood and I asked her if she wanted to drive and she said yes.
I told her she has to give me a kiss on the cheek, which she did quickly. Then I told her she has to give me a kiss on the lips, too. Which she also did quickly.
We went back to Starbucks and after she put it in park I just leaned in and kissed her. She kissed me back. We had a couple seconds of small chat and I kissed her againā¦ telling her that sheās a great kisser.
She had to leave to go to the gym and we kissed again outside of the car. I tapped her ass playfully as she was leaving and said, āyea, baby letās have another adventure soon.ā
She fuckin loved it!
- THATās how to text with a new chick you just metā¦
- THATās what to text to a girl to make her hornyā¦
- THATās how to get dates with through texting girlsā¦
- THATās han example of how to flirt with girls over texsā¦
- And THATās how to get laid through textingā¦ (hopefully, Iāll keep you updated J)
Itās all right here for youā¦ and all free. Courtesy of your boys at Text-Girls.com ā tell your friends about it
Iāll try to update you with more on this girl as things progress.
See examples of things to text a girl you want to bang (part 1) and then also see part 2
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