Sexy Fun Stuff to Say to Chicks in Text Messages

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With regard to sex texting (texting in general, really) TIMING is everything. Depending on my relationship with a given chic, I may not text her at all on weekends, for instance. That’s how important timing is texting. People are generally bored on the weekdays, busy on the weekends. So timing-wise, text during the boring hours.

The sex text that you send to the girl, should be relevant to what you guys have talked about before. You don’t want to talk to her about bagels and coffee for twenty minutes and then turn around and sex text her with some really dirty text. That’s going to throw her off.

What you should do is try to weave sex into the conversation at some point–the verbal conversation, that is.

THEN drop it into a message.

Really, from the moment that you meet a woman, she should pretty much know that you want to bang her. It’s not a big secret or anything. Right when you lay eyes on her, you should literally be looking at her like you want to bang her. The way you talk to her, the way you touch her, the way you look at her, and the way you’re feeling about her should be all sexy/lovey-dovey.

It’s the only way to go. BUT–and this is a big but–you have to not really care that much. That is, you literally have to remove any care that you may be harboring over the outcome of the situation. In other words, if you ask yourself the question, “What do I have to lose?” You should be able to honestly and sincerely answer, “Nothing.”

That’s how you should feel.

But anyway, with regard to sexy talk to use in a text message, the set-up and timing components are most important. You need to set-up the scene with pure, oozing sex and you need to strike while the iron is hot (well, cold actually)–during the boring hours.

Here’s what you say in the text

1. Hey, I forgot what you look like, send me a pic : )

According to some random shit I was reading the other day, 20% of teenage girls text or email sexy/nude pics of themselves. 20%! That’s a pretty big number. I’ve been on the receiving end of quite a few of those sex texts. And believe me, once you get a chic sending you naked pictures, she’s going to be horny as shit for you when she sees you. That’s a fact.

If you really want to make it hot, take pictures of her while fucking. Probably only 5-10% of chics will let you do it, but they will LOVE it! Show it to them afterwards and shit, fucking hilarious!

2. Yo, what’s your favorite position : )

The smiley face is crucial, kinda means you don’t care. And you shouldn’t. That you’re kinda joking. Also, don’t use “Yo” if that’s not your style. That’s my style so that’s what I use. But definitely use the smiley face. Also, don’t say this to a chic that you just met recently. This is best for a chic that you’ve hooked up with at least once. Make-out sesh (session) would be enough.

But remember, you should be oozing this idea that 1) you are uncontrollably attracted to her, 2) you don’t really care whether or not you guys hook-up, you’re just having fun being turned on by her, and 3) you really don’t care what comes from your guys relationship at all, but you really want her. Don’t necessarily say these things out loud, but think about them, feel that way, and it will influence your actions to a point that she can sense these things oozing out of you…and she’ll LIKE it!

3. What color panties you got? : )

This one’s great. Again, it has to be set-up correctly. You probably shouldn’t say that to girl that you just met less than a month ago, unless your connection has been incredibly strong and sexual.

This one’s cool b/c you’re not quite asking her what color panties she’s currently wearing–that may be a little invasive. You’re asking her what color panties she has, or owns. So if she’s fun, she might respond with something like,

“I’ve got all different colors”

That would definitely be a positive sign, an “indication of interest” or IOI as they’re called. If she texts back quickly, it’s generally a sign of interest too. If she texts back quickly, almost regardless of what she says, it’s a good sign.

That’s it for now. We’ll write again soon. Go back to Text-Girls.com homepage and read some other articles

Comments

4 Responses to “Sexy Fun Stuff to Say to Chicks in Text Messages”

  1. Pick Up Lines on August 26th, 2009 6:38 am

    I think a lot of the advice in this article is fine (and effective) if you are looking for a hot sex life, but not a long-term, quality relationship. I think if you are looking for your dream girl, some of these ideas may scare her off. For instance, what’s your favorite position? If you are looking for a long-term relationship, she may think you are just looking for a booty call — even with the smiley face! But hey, on the other hand, if you are just looking for sex, then you will definitely know if she is too based on her response to this text.

  2. admin on August 26th, 2009 9:27 am

    Hey Pick Up Lines,

    Thanks for your contribution, man. That was a great point, and I agree with you whole-heartedly. If you’re looking for a relationship, I wouldn’t use this stuff right off the bat — meaning in the earlier stages of the relationship.

    But once dating, you can pretty much go balls to the wall and say anything — especially after you hook up a few times.

    It also helps if you set the stage a little bit by being a joker generally. Like, if she thinks of you as someone that’s playful and not very serious, you can get a way with a lot more than if you’re somebody that’s all serious all the time.

    Thanks again for the contribution.

  3. brandon on October 5th, 2009 1:29 pm

    hi sexy how you doing

  4. admin on December 30th, 2009 4:44 pm

    Hey Brandon, I know I’m sexy, but thanks for reinforcing that.

    I’m good. How are you?

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