How Often To Text A Girl You Just Met (Hint: NOT What You Think)

February 12, 2011 · Posted in How to Text Girls · 16 Comments 

P-Funk here to teach you about a VERY important text messaging tip – How often to text a girl you just met.

Seriously fellas, listen up because this is one of the most common mistakes that guys make when they’re texting girls.

I wish I could just give you a straight answer or rule of thumb for how often to text a girl you just met – I wish I could be like, “Oh, there’s a girl you like? Just text her once a week,” – but unfortunately, I can’t.

But every situation is just so different.

What I CAN do though, is drop some philosophy on yo’ bitch ass (j/k, you’re not a bitch) and teach you the CONCEPTS that you need to know in order to make this decision for yourself on the fly. Read more

Sexy Fun Stuff to Say to Chicks in Text Messages

March 18, 2009 · Posted in Sex Texting · 4 Comments 

With regard to sex texting (texting in general, really) TIMING is everything. Depending on my relationship with a given chic, I may not text her at all on weekends, for instance. That’s how important timing is texting. People are generally bored on the weekdays, busy on the weekends. So timing-wise, text during the boring hours.

The sex text that you send to the girl, should be relevant to what you guys have talked about before. You don’t want to talk to her about bagels and coffee for twenty minutes and then turn around and sex text her with some really dirty text. That’s going to throw her off.

What you should do is try to weave sex into the conversation at some point–the verbal conversation, that is.

THEN drop it into a message. Read more