Things To Text A Girl: Examples Of How To Make Her Like You, Make Her Horny For You, & Get A Date Easily

What’s up y’all, P-Funk here… thought it was about time to drop some more examples of things to text a girl to not only get her interested and responding quickly…

But also to make her like you, make her want to go on a date with you, make her horny for you… and then set it up so that you can kiss her the first time you see her. as always, show you what you need…this is a long piece and you’ll learn a lot. After you’re done, check out the links below for more examples how to text a girl, things to text a girl, texting games to play, dirty (or “sex”) texting to make girls horny, and more…

So here’s the story… exactly how it happened (WARNING! It’s pretty graphic as usual. Lots of f-bombs n stuff..) Read more

What to Say to a Girl in a Text

March 4, 2009 · Posted in How to Text Girls · 12 Comments 

Wondering what to say to a girl in a text message? Texting is an art form. There is no one-size-fits-all approach. Your approach needs to be adjusted to the girl you’re texting.Here's what to say to a girl in a text

Some major things to consider

When / where you met. Was it last night at a college bar… In your high school math class… At a random coffee shop?

The kind of girl/guy they are. Is she liberal or conservative… Does she party all night or sleep early… Is she a career girl, an athletic girl, a family girl?

How he/she responds to your text. Does she reply quick & detailed… Does she reply slow & short? Those are really the only two options – just what degree
We’ve tested lots of different ideas / questions / games, etc.

We’ve tested funny stuff, flirty stuff, sexy stuff, you name it. This stuff applies whether you’re a guy or a girl. Happy texting!

Roll w/ these general rules of thumb

You wanna be ambiguous. You don’t wanna give away your whole position, but you wanna give an idea.

They have to kind of know where you’re standing.

Stay ambigous, don’t give your whole game plan, just a teaser

For instance, you’re wondering what to say to this girl in a text message,

you’re sitting at your house by yourself…you don’t tell her your by yourself, b/c being by yourself is
not the optimum, you avoid talking about who you’re with.

You say, “hey, wanna play a game real quick, i’m bored”

See?? Read more