How To Ask A Girl Out By Text And Make Her Horny On The First Date

November 16, 2010 · Posted in How to Text Girls, Sex Texting · 1 Comment 

Hey guys, P-Funk here.

A lot of guys ask me how to ask a girl out by text message, still a lot of other guys start from the top and ask me whether is it okay to even initiate a date with texting or not.

So in this post, I’m going to do a few things:

  1. Talk about whether or not you should be asking chicks out via text
  2. Discuss specific strategies of how to ask a girl out by text and what to say
  3. Tell you how to leverage your date to make her super-horny and potentially hook up with her that night!

Let’s jump right in.. Read more

Sexy Fun Stuff to Say to Chicks in Text Messages

March 18, 2009 · Posted in Sex Texting · 4 Comments 

With regard to sex texting (texting in general, really) TIMING is everything. Depending on my relationship with a given chic, I may not text her at all on weekends, for instance. That’s how important timing is texting. People are generally bored on the weekdays, busy on the weekends. So timing-wise, text during the boring hours.

The sex text that you send to the girl, should be relevant to what you guys have talked about before. You don’t want to talk to her about bagels and coffee for twenty minutes and then turn around and sex text her with some really dirty text. That’s going to throw her off.

What you should do is try to weave sex into the conversation at some point–the verbal conversation, that is.

THEN drop it into a message. Read more